Come to the show, open up the program, see your name.
The creators/performers of Soft Hydraulics will all personally sign a copy of the program for you. Maybe they'll even include a witty comment. Plus the above.
You will get an awesome t-shirt with the Soft Hydraulics image on it. Plus the above.
Two tickets to come see Soft Hydraulics at Standard Toy Kraft on the evening of your choosing. Plus the above.
Dan McCoy will make you a custom paper puppet animal of your choosing. Plus the above.
We'll give to a year long pass to see the New York Neo-Futurist's ongoing show, Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind, any time you want. Plus the above.